#hillbillyisms

[pinetrce]

That robot’s destructive rampage was absolutely his fault, don’t kid yourself.

[llamanorthwest-archived2]

@hillbillyisms​ liked for a birthday starter

“I gave the servants the day off. I don’t like, feel like being around people on my birthday.”

[tmrixvii-blog]

♞εїз

𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂 | ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛɪɴɢ | @hillbillyisms

♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?

> OWLS BOI

εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?

> he finds them extremely intriguing and studies them whenever he can as a hobby. if he finds one crawling on him, he’ll greet it and start a conversation with it. dork. 

[llamanorthwest-archived2]

👫

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

Mcgucket gets extremely emotional when it comes to Pacifica. He cries the first few times she calls him dad, he cries when he sees how happy she is with mabel, he cries when she comes home and tells him she and mabel are engaged, he cries at his daughter’s wedding, he cries when she hugs him, he cries when the adoption papers making mcgucket her legal guardian go through and at her graduation, ect ect.

when she still has to deal w her parents, his lab slowly becomes one of the only places in the manor she feels completely safe in. so she’ll go down there when she has nightmares or after she’s had an argument with her parents or something like that. After the first few times he found her curled up in his lab he got a couch for her to sleep on.

when she’s working at greasy’s diner, he’ll sometimes stop by just to say hello and see how she’s doing. he’s very proud of her for learning how to treat customer service and her servants better after the experience she gets as a waitress and likes to leave very nice tips for her alongside positive notes with things written like ‘you’re doing a great job!:)’

Mcgucket tries to have Pacifica bond with his son and have them get to know each other after he adopts her, it’s very confusing and awkward for pacifica.

[llamanorthwest-archived2]

@hillbillyisms

She was not looking forwards to having to do this. But Pacifica would do what had to be done in order to get her revenge. The first steps had been taken yesterday when she brought her parent’s old Bill Cipher tapestries and relics to the police claiming that they were plotting to bring the demon back and start yet another Weirdmageddon. Currently, her parents were being questioned by police.

The woman did not bother with hiding the usual bruises her parents gave her with any kind of makeup today. She wore a tanktop, exposing the scar on her shoulder from her father. In her hands she held a box containing the tapes from Gideon. Tapes recording the abuse from when she was young.

Pacifica took a deep breath and tried to ready herself. But no amount of mental preparation would be enough for what was coming.

“Mcgucket?” She knocked on his door gently with her foot. “Can we talk...? It’s important.”

[tmrixvii-blog]

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝙼𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚂 | ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛɪɴɢ | @hillbillyisms

▼ —— ;[ sᴍs → ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ]: 𝚒 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗!

               [ sᴍs → ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ]:𝚒'𝚖 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝙵𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚜.

[tmrixvii-blog]

(Meme from earlier; was at work and unable to send them in) ❊✸✢✣✦✪❇*☓

@hillbillyisms

❊ I want to roleplay with you✸ I want to plot with you✢ I like your character✣ I like the way you express your muse✦ I like seeing you on my dash✪ You seem like a cool person❇ I love the way you write * I want to learn to know you☓ We should talk!

> woah thank u!