Jun 7
Someone who listened to something Himbo said: Wait, *what's* the difference between dick and soda?!
Himbo (with absolutely no forethought): I don't choke on soda.
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Someone who listened to something Himbo said: Wait, *what's* the difference between dick and soda?!
Himbo (with absolutely no forethought): I don't choke on soda.
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Me: Don't you have a younger sister?
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