#himikosvessel

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himikos-vessel

"Just in case we feel like switching it up a bit. We still haven't broken it in, if you know what I mean."

"You are aware that you make it properly impossible to tell when you're being serious and when you're being daft, aren't you?"

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"I've also been sleeping naked a lot in your bed."

"… Sam. Why do you even have your own bed anymore?”

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[2:32:25 PM] Lara Croft: Sam.

[2:32:26 PM] Lara Croft: Sam please.

[2:32:37 PM] Lara Croft: You can't just talk about my apparently delicious thighs in public while eating chicken.

[2:34:54 PM] nishimura.: Why not?

[2:35:27 PM] Lara Croft: How can you even ask that.

[2:39:12 PM] nishimura.: Fiiine, I won't talk about your thighs while eating chicken in public anymore.

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♔♔♔

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[10:21:03 PM] Lara Croft: When i made this Lara blog, I said to myself. No. I am going to play her as straight. I need ONE STRAIGHT CHARACTER DAMMIT.

[10:21:07 PM] Lara Croft: And I'm already like.

[10:21:08 PM] Lara Croft: N O P E.

[10:21:20 PM] nishimura.: how can you do that

[10:21:24 PM] nishimura.: how

[10:21:25 PM] Lara Croft: Apparently, I can't!

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"Hey Lara? Did it hurt?"

"What, my descent from a vaguely-defined superlative afterlife? No, it was quite nice, actually."

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[ link them only to my blog as “cutest sam ever.” ]

OutOfBullets;

Oh, you. <3

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OutOfBullets;

Sam, this is actually you ordering in a restaurant.