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#89 43 POINTS Apply lipstick while jumping on a trampoline. – Emily Schulman

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#5 42 POINTS Nobody likes elevator music in an elevator – unless it’s flute or pan flute music played by a wood nymph. (We must see unsuspecting passengers in the elevator with the wood nymph.)

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#31 44 POINTS You’ll find all you need to complete this item here: https://yung.cloud/index.php?a=track&id=29451

Apparently we didn’t get this (completely) right. With some help we figured that we had to transcribe notes, but the only proper word we got out of that was “a cabbage”, and we decided to go with that. And since the piece was called “music to hunt by” and the cabbage-part was repeated three time we went ahead and staged Team Free Will hunting cabbages. 

Reddit now tells me the notes formed a whole sentence after all, namely “a caged dad defaced a cabbage”. Oh well, we had fun and shooting the pic was A BLAST! 

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#156 71 POINTS Sure, Misha & HRH Queen Elizabeth II had a rocky year in 2016 with their “Brexit Breakup”, but despite a brief conscious uncoupling, theirs is a love that stands the test of time. Prove it by showing us Egyptian hieroglyphics, Greek urns, or other recently-unearthed archaeological finds that prove theirs is a love that has lasted through the ages. If you’re choosing to do a hieroglyphic, you may NOT permanently deface any stone – use chalk!

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#134 21 POINTS My wife is so trend-forward, she recently took a “goat yoga class” (it’s real; you can google it.) Without hurting, upsetting, or endangering ANY animal, show us the next trend in animal-infused yoga that she should get on board with.

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#67 43 POINTS Banana Hammock. This year’s summer fashion elitists are all wearing the latest rage: Banana Bikini or Banana Briefs. Join them!

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#58 89 POINTS It’s time to recreate the epic historic Great Zombie vs. Vampire World War II. As you recall, this particular battle took place with Nerf guns (homemade or otherwise) in an arena, forest or field, and was wild, gruesome, and featured multiple soldiers.

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#29 37 POINTS It is either winter or summer where you are. (If it is not, please contact our support so we can send NASA to find you.) There’s something you love to do outdoors in the winter or summer where you live. Do the activity you love to do in the opposite season that you are in.