#hiso tag

[kimjunnoodle]

I told Kaz if he kept telling me to abandon my mission I was going to do some looney toons style, bone crushing, hip destroying sex to him when I returned to base and well....

Art done by @hisohisoart

[kimjunnoodle]

A cowboy's word is his bond plus headpat

😳💞🫶

[kimjunnoodle]

Even as i lay abed at this late hour, tosing and turning and wondering with feverish abandon, i cannot find answers on my lonesome.

Just how, in your mind's eye, would a Doc Hudson (cars 2006) body pillow look?

Ya know there was a point 10min into drawing the undercarriage of this car where i really contemplated my life…

a part of me wants get this actually printed 😂😂

[kimjunnoodle]

POV: you told Ocelot about someone touching your hair. Also he cut his hair short for some reason.

IM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ENOUGH WORDS EXIST IN ANY LANGUAGE TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!🥹🥹🥹

[kimjunnoodle]

Everyone wants a he/it dogthing boyfriend untill he starts destroying the furniture due to understimulation

"how to make puppy behave?"

"puppy tricks 'sit/stay' for beginners?"

"how to not fall for puppy eyes???"

"puppy knows it can break my spirit reddit"

"dog trainer near me?"

"how to say no and not giggle when puppy being bad ?"

[kimjunnoodle]

With hard work and determination, you too can make your lover's dreams come true with the humble Fisher Double Bed

[kimjunnoodle]

The Easter Bunny's body was found yesterday, if we don't find a replacement Easter's going to have to be canceled. We've given you authority over the egg painting factory, what do you do?

Gone are the days of old and hiding eggs for fun seeking games. Under my rule, Saint Noodle of Easterly Pride, I will send out eggs to all peoples of the world, no finding necessary. Upon receiving your egg, you shall be directed to a code painted on it's intricate design.

10,000 of these codes are winning combinations that will be read out in a broadcast 2pm local time. The lucky winners will then be disappeared to my egg facility and help to run the proceeding years lottery. The conditions inside the facility are humble, as a Saint such as me would not need the finest bells and whistles.

After a year they are released back to their homes, with sudden onset memory loss (can't have them giving away my location.) and 5 pieces of candy.

The taxidermy body of the slain eater bunny before me will be kept on a cross above out workshop to keep us all humble.

.... The UN has classified me as a terror organization and to that i say, Check your egg next year you commie bastards :).

[kimjunnoodle]

*Does something to you that scientists aren't really sure about what it does or why i did it* :)

everything is different. Or rather, everything is the same but now exists with a different understanding that might as well change everything. I shall make lunch