The best part about working in an archive is that I get paid to read other people’s mail. Some of it is boring, some if it is really important, and there are a few that are just downright hilarious.
It turns out that Thomas Rescum Sterns was quite the comedian, and also a little bit of a complainer. While he took most things in stride, it seemed as though the crackers being served to him during his time as a civil war soldier were almost more than he could bear.
He mentions the staleness of these crackers in several letters, but I think he describes it best in these two letters, dated November 12, 1862, and December 10th, 1862. Respectively, he writes:
“As I told you in my other letter our bread is principally crackers. A day or two ago Dolph had been to dinner eating crackers of course. We found one that was marked 1801 and another the date being still earlier. It being made in Nazareth B.C. 36. You may judge whether they are old and hard or not. You need not be afraid of my getting killed by the enemy's bullets for this reason. Just before I go into battle, if such may be the case, I shall fill myself as full as possible with these crackers which of course are hard and then I shall oil my belly and of course if the bullets strike me then glance as though they had struck an ironclad gunboat.”
“You tell Mr Matthews that we have other use for our crackers besides eating them for we use them for break [?] and sometimes we wear one for a breastplate when we are on picket duty.”
Keep up with the Sterns Family Papers every Saturday and Tuesday this month! And if you want to learn more, you can always read through the letters on the Iowa Digital Library, and if you miss a post, you can check them all out, here!
Sterns Family Papers, University of Iowa Special Collections and University Archives, Iowa City, Iowa.