heyyyy i have a question- how many crimes do we know the cult had committed / just any crimes that could fit under the eye and its influence idk if im explaining this right
I wonder what any possible feds that might be watching our search history must think of us searching for just "list of crimes in the US" /silly
I feel like so many companies and even government officials being involved in the Eye has to violate some sort of antitrust laws, to start
I know we have no proof but. C'mon, the Eye has ABSOLUTELY orchestrated at least one assassination before. Like it just makes sense for them.
Arguably one could say that possession counts as a type of identity theft, but looking up "does possession count as identity theft" didn't come up with anything, so we'll just leave that one on the table for now
Attempted murder is a given. I mean, they've definitely succeeded at killing people more often than not, but there's definitely a few that got away, right?
Armed robbery & arson are two more we have no basis for but, like, I could see it happening
Assault with a deadly weapon feels like another given assumption.
Assault and/or killing a federal officer..... Looks at Prophet in Itch-
Embezzlement is another for the list of "we haven't seen it but there's a high likelihood it happened"
BLACKMAIL FOR CERTAIN. The Eye LOOOOVES its blackmail
Bribery..... that is Sinkhole in a nutshell.
Coercion is a very vague name for a crime but I'm just gonna say yes
And so is "computer crime" but like that's Prophet's entire existence I feel, yeah?
CONSPIRACY. So much conspiracy.
Continuing criminal enterprise feels like another given
Damage to religious property.... We could technically count the sinkhole that appeared in They Will Thirst No More but that depends on whether or not you'd wanna try the followers for the direct actions of their god-
Destruction of records in federal investigations That's another one for Prophet specifically I think
Destruction of corporate audit records. Another easy assumption here I feel
Disclosure of confidential information is NOT one I'd pin on the Eye itself but rather one that I believe they'd pin on OTHERS a lot. Not what you're asking I know, but I found the thought funny.
Yeah I'll take extortion for 500
Falsely claiming citizenship.... Does it count if you came from another dimension?-
False declarations before Grand Jury or court had to happen at least once, right??
FALSE INFORMATION AND HOAXES. FOR FUCKING CERTAIN!!
Every degree of murder imaginable. Put em all here.
Forgery might fit in i dunno
Hostage taking is a maybe. I think
Illegal possession of firearms maybe???? Leave that one to a coin toss i think
Insider trading feels fitting, doesn't it?
Insurance fraud could maybe happen with the whole rebirth thing???? I have no clue actually
Mailing threatening communications is a given
MONEY LAUNDERING DEFINITELY
Obstruction of justice and alike crimes all feel like easy assumptions to make
It's fucking stupid that pirating is considered a federal crime but. Yeah they would. And they're based for it!
Product tampering maybe??? For Tangi Water specifically, I'm thinking. What crime does "putting a parasite in your beverage to sell to people" fall under, exactly? /lh
Retaliating against a witness/victim/informant is a decent enough assumption wouldn't you say?
I think it'd just be fucking funny to add shoplifting to the list. Like yeah I could see certain members shoplifting shit for the cult. Namely Landon-
Solicitation to commit a crime of violence sounds right up their alley
Tampering with a witness/victim/informant by brainwashing them
TORTURE!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
You could probably find a way to pin treason on them yeah
And last and... honestly pretty mundane - vandalism. Imagine some random fuck ass concrete wall in Cate's Crossing with graffiti on it about the Eye. It just makes sense, don't it? Yeah.
And yeah uhhhh that's what I have to offer. This is just from some random fuckass list of federal crimes - I am not an expert in law in any sense of the word, nor am I Paul. So take this list with a couple good pinches of salt here, kay?