#hivepolice

[necryptoss]

    Finally organizing the forensic lab at the police station, the necromancer thought to personalize the entrance door. The spooky off-season made it hard to find, but on the internet you can order anything. Too much power!

    Officer Shishigou steps back to admire his prize with a stupid grin...

     A Halloween decoration sign hangs above the door  reads:

 ☠ 𝕎𝔼𝕃ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔹𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℤ𝕆ℕ𝔼 ☠

[hivepoliceforce]

//hellooooo

ok so I won’t do any apps today ... probably, you’ll never know with me haha. I’m a bit tired basically but I’ll aim to do them tomorrow.

 Without further ado though -  I’m here to introduce a TAG for the police - let’s use hivepolice for police related things! It can be ic posts or ooc posts whether it’s your muse doing crimes, reporting crimes or investigating crimes or whatever - anything you want to seen by others!

 so that a)I can keep easier track on things, b) you can keep easier track on things!

OOC QUESTIONS however should be directed to me ofc. Also any suggestions  or ideas or anything related - send them in the way you want to. I Thank you for listening!

[deviloftherein-blog]

I heard that the police force has some kid who makes death jokes every other minute, a furry dad, and a girl who wants to shoot everyone as the solution

“ ……I can’t exactly say this is wrong, can I?  “

“ Who’s the furry dad though? Bigby? He has that sort of hobbies? I mean I don’t judge but I suppose I’m just a little surprised…

Ah, it could be Shishigou too couldn’t it? Who else is at the age to be called dad hmm…. “

[hivepoliceforce]

TURNS OUT WE WERE KAIRI SHISHIGOUS ALL ALONG

[talvinenampuja-blog]

Whenever the people working in the Hive City Police Department got up and got to the breakroom for coffee that day, they probably wouldn’t notice anything wrong at first. Unless someone usually stuck their finger in the sugar before pouring it into their coffee.

Yep. The old salt and sugar switch. Whoever could’ve performed such a travesty against their coffee?

...Perhaps the fact that there is a large plastic container of sugar on the roof of the building is a clue.

[deviloftherhine-blog]

“ ....that said if you ate a tide pod I’m expecting you to hand at least 1000 word reflective essay on  why you shouldn’t eat them. “

“ Leave it on my desk and I’ll proofread it and make copies that you will hand out to the City on your free time. “

[deviloftherhine-blog]

Arriving to the kitchen of the police station you’ll find out a plate. On it lay several gingerbread cookies (storebought) and a thermo full of glogg. Next to it lays a card, written with most neat penmanship:

Merry Xmas and whatever else you lot are celebrating!

I hope this year has lessened the portion of the coals that are to be shared across the City! If not you still have time get the some more naughty populace gathered to the station before settling comfortably ready for your holiday* ! 

Especially nice policeworkers have been gifted with bonus for your hard work! Before leaving make sure your workspace is clean and without a dust so I don’t have to call you in to specifically clean it. Make it shinier than your desk at home.

Happy Holidays, 

- Chief Tanya von Degurechaff

PS:  Don’t ask more work from Santa when I can give it to you! Volunteers are free to come during free days! 

* (unless you have work for Xmas eve - including paperwork that you’re lagging behind. The latter you might have to take for homework for holidays - don’t come complaining me about something you should be done with long time ago)