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[twomoonsinthesky-twicenickel]

Tis Phantnet o'clock once more!

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[the-three-wastes]

do you know a woman named asphodel by chance.. /silly

“Asphodel?”

“It seems familiar. Can’t say I’ve heard that name before.”

[the-three-wastes]

You too must be chived

Tis a rite of passage

[Sorry but you gotta narrow it down further. Is chived getting seasoned, stabbed, or stoned. Please specify.]

[the-three-wastes]

Important question : is it at all possible to hug the wastes?

“We are much too big. If spreading out counts as a hug, then yes. It is quite easy.”

[the-three-wastes]

*tap tap tap taptaptap tap tap*

“…”

“Please quit it.”

“STOP. NOW.”

[the-three-wastes]

You should consider learning to play a flute

“Why? Seems like a waste of time.”

“…”

“Well we have one… we might as well…”

“…Ok.”

[The Wastes picked up a flute, and practiced for a couple hours.]

[They had a good time.]

[the-three-wastes]

give you a shrine made of 10 ton of Tattered Metal Sheets and 1 ton of Whoopie-Cushions

“AS WE DESERVE. BOW.”