Oct 25, 2023
gordon i will give you. five dollars
F. Five dollars for what?? Goddamn…happy meal..???
Don't forget the happy meal toy broo-
Nyeh nyeah nyeh nyeh.
blehhh
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gordon i will give you. five dollars
F. Five dollars for what?? Goddamn…happy meal..???
Don't forget the happy meal toy broo-
Nyeh nyeah nyeh nyeh.
blehhh
If i may ask, who did it affect? :<
[Gordon drums his fingers against the interface again.]
[tap TAP tap tap tap tap TAP TAP tap TAP tap tap tap
TAP tap TAP tap tap TAP tap tap TAP TAP TAP TAP tap TAP tap TAP tap TAP]
Tch uhh- Dude you uhh okay-? You're tappin' and uhh stuff-
Wh-
Uh. Um.
I'm fine, just on edge. You all should be glad everything isn't falling apart at the seams.
What? Afraid you're gonna cause The SimCity™️ Incident 2?
Careful who you're talking to, buddy. Unless you want to kiss your precious emails goodbye.
Nooo not the emaillssss-
[i’ll be home for the holiday, i promise.]
No. Shut up. Shut up. Shut your fucking mouth.
Don’t EVER fucking say that again. In fact, I think you've forgotten about our favorite goddamn game AGAIN!
THE QUIET GAME.
[There seems to be an error attempting to connect the ask box to local servers. Try again momentarily.]
Wh. What’s wrong with the-
The emails aren’t working.
No emails? No uhh no email bros-?
No, ev-everything’s fine! I can take care of it, it’s
…It’s my job.
You uhh, sure buddy-?
(He can’t see me this is fine this is fine.)
Uh....
Phew, at least Benrey's ok now! Tired, but ok!Isn't that great Gordon?
Why are you telling me this?!
…That’s good, though…
Where to go.. where to go...
Tch, big decisions for Benny.. Big decisions for Benny...
You mentioned an accident in uhh SimCity™ awhile back right?
Could we possibly go see the SimCity™ itself?
[ Benrey would slightly chuckle to himself. ]
SimCity™ ya say?
GREAT IDEA!
NO. WE ARE NOT-
Aaand we’re already there. Just don’t make me look like an idiot in front of the user…
so that just happened
[For some unknown amount of time, Darnold has been clutching the video file to her chest so that no one could see the screen. His heart is out on full display to those in front of him, his life, those years it lost, and it gently murmurs to itself.]
Please… please just stop playing… just stop…
I- ah- you- now hold on, I didn’t- that- uhm-
[He scrambles to his feet, still clutching the video and effectively pressing his back to one of the recycling bin walls. He appears to be standing on his toes, like he’s trying to appear bigger.]
I...
Darnold, I...
Don’t! I- God, it’s all- no, please don’t- don’t come closer-
I’m sorry-
D-... Marigold...
O-Oh my God...
…Wh…Captain, is this-
Captain, oh my god…
...
H-How long...
How long has it been..?
[She presses further into the wall, shaking her head rapidly.]
Don’t think about it too hard- please- just- I didn’t- I- I-
I- I'm so sorry. It wasn't right that they did that. Nothing about this is fair.
But- it was my f- Don’t leave- Don’t come any closer-
My dear girl,
I know you think what you're doing is the only way, but it doesn't have to be like this. Tell Gordon to send you home. We can talk about this.
I love you always.
Okay, that directory leads there, so where-
...What's this folder for?
...Oh.
Oh my god.
...
...Dad...
Update on the snail..?
mmmmmmmmmmmm..
…Hey, bud, you alright?
I donnntttt knnowwww.....
Shit, uhhh-
Okay, f-five senses thing. Calm down time. Tell me something you see first.
Uhhhh.... Sommmeeee offff ttheeee fillleessss...?
Okay, good. Something you hear?
Yoouuuuuu.... annnddd sommeee off theeee otthhheerrrsss...?
Okay, now something you feel? Touch?
Theeee.... muusssiccc... mannn...
See? You’re right here. You can see and hear things. You have someone carrying you. You’re gonna be okay…
Guh I hope this works the same with both kids and adults
...Hopefulllllyyyyyy....
[ He'd try and wipe his tears a bit ]
I justttt wannnaaaaa... sleeeepppp....
Forggeettttt.... aaabboouttttt allll ooooffff thisss.....
What? No- don’t. Don’t do that? That’s bad? What the fuck?
Whyyyy nootttt....??? Ittttssss niccceeee....
I- No, man, you’ve gotta stay in the moment and shit. Fix things.
…I dunno man, I’m not good at this. I like talking to you and I can’t do that when you’re sleeping.
Youurrrrr voiccceeee isss nicceeee ttooo lisssteennn toooo....
Whyyyy donnn'ttt weeee resssttt toooggetthhherrr...?
Itt'dddd beee nicceeee....
Okay maybe one rest as a treat-