#hobbit sheep

[freebooter4ever]

idk whats the deal but im pretty certain in a previous life i was a happy hobbit living in the shire tending to my books and pantry (and the occasional adventures, but very, very sparse and few in betweens)

so that is to say, same, i’ll come w you and live in hobbiton ( as a sheep or herder or hobbit)

I don’t think we should have to choose between sheep or herder or hobbit, who’s to say we can’t be both sheep and hobbit? Sheep probably have second  breakfasts and maybe even third or fourth breakfasts, and they don’t grow very tall, and only occasionally go on adventures (aka very long treks involving mostly walking).

http://www.earthporm.com/shrek-sheep-escaped-shearing-6-years/

I think this is our true calling, friend

[freebooter4ever]

Living as a sheep in Hobbiton....will I have sheep wifi?

Little known fact but sheep have like the BEST wifi ever, it’s built into their ears, so yeah we’ll have wifi. And light up flash mob choreography

Also we can knit ourselves grumpy blanket forts out of our own wool, how cool is that?

[freebooter4ever]

I’m so tired of existing, who is going to travel to new zealand hobbiton and be a sheep with me?