#hobbitcriss

[chris--trollfer-blog]

hobbitcriss replied to your photo:I love when people notice my oh-so-witty tags I...

if you had photo reply on I’d use a lesbian gif.

I'd use missing e, but you can't use it browsing incognito window. Or something.

[xlessxthanx3x-blog]

He tensed; I could feel it as well as see it, and laughed at his pathetic gesture of fear. "And, yes, if you're wondering... it will hurt. Considering that I doubt you've done the nasty before. Because, believe you me, it is nasty. It's base, sweaty, and everything you hate." I paused, savouring my triumph. "In other words? You need to learn that sex is the last thing you want. Because if there's a sneaky gay somewhere in McKinley ready to sweep you off your freakishly large feet and he leaves you limping, you're not going to be able to perform. If you can't perform, I can't win. I've already had my chances nearly derailed by teenagers spreading their legs, this way you'll learn not to do it." I looked away from the implement I had been gesturing with to observe him. Terrified. Perfect.I pushed him off my lap and positioned him in front of the desk, sweeping my equipment to one side. "Shirt off, spread your legs and bend over, K. We'll get this over with quickly, I'm sure it won't take long."

I've accidentally reread some of this whilst publishing it. And I hate you sometimes, Jessie. as;odfihaso;lfijasdlkfjasdlkffjsdf

But really I love you <3

[xlessxthanx3x-blog]

Jessie, should I publish that horrible Sue/Kurt fic from the Glee kink meme you left in my ask forever ago?