#hoeproblems

[6-fx]

when i become hollywood, ima throw singles at you.

[xiii-o-u-t-c-a-s-t-iiix-blog]

Catching feelings is annoying af. Like it's hard enough accepting the fact that I'm just single and that's not going to change for a while but now my brain wants me to be confused and wants to come up with cute scenarios of me and the person being together even though I KNOW it won't work out. UGH

[themixologistdjflavaz-blog]

#realshit I know a few females that could probably file as charitable organization for as many penises that they've serviced and never got a dime for. I mean y'all can get some serious deductions on your your w-4's. Just think all those years you were on your knees, buffing knobs like janitors buff the hospital floors and you could have filed as a self sufficient pro-bono operation. Girl you better learn to recoup. #hoeproblems #thotsbelike #bitchbetterhavemymoney

[wherewildthingsplay]

When you and your best friend find out you've fucked the same guy??? And you start talking about how it was????