for like a month last summer i shut myself in my room and reread the hp series seven times (because there are seven horcruxes you feel me) and watched each movie seven times. it was the best month of my life just saying
also i had a harry potter birthday party at age 11 complete with potions and quidditch. my brilliant idea of jumping off the slide on a broom didn't work and i broke my pinky toe. (but it was worth it and sadly the hospital had no skele-gro)
i once made my mother print out a copy of the hogwarts letter and insert my name then send it to our house so i could kind of sort of not really get my letter. i was am desperate for it okay
there was a period in time when a group of my friends and i would make up/renact scenes of harry potter after lunch during recess (it was fourth grade) and i was always the director because of my superior knowledge of the wizard world
on a totally unrelated note i follow all the members in the group which is not to say that i'm an groveling overachiever who'd give up food to be in this group
this is getting longer than ron weasley's penis (which is gargantuan) so i'm going to stop now goodbye and i leave you with my favorite pickup line-
"i'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets."
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