Aug 19, 2017
@holiar
“It’s-- okay-- it’s-- it’s, mmm, it’s nooot a cult. Unless cult is short form for cult-ivating! Because we are cultivating your quality of life!”
He has his own free will, so I can not will him to comprehend how truly abysmal of a line that is. In fact, you can be sure I have no control over him because I would never think up such a tacky thing to say. Tragically, I can not prevent him from thinking the line is so good that he must write it down this very instant. There he goes, he’s pulling out a pen. And his meter long paper (which he writes his daily sins on, and I can tell you that because I’m diabolical and relish in humbling him--oh, and also I’m omniscient). He looks so proud of himself. Terrific.