Quill: I'm not dating Holly, what are you talking about? Where did you get that idea?
George: raise your hand if you thought they were dating.
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Quill:
Quill: Holly
Quill: why did you raise your hand
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Quill: I'm not dating Holly, what are you talking about? Where did you get that idea?
George: raise your hand if you thought they were dating.
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Quill:
Quill: Holly
Quill: why did you raise your hand
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Holly: FOUR MONTHS!
Quill: its not that big of a deal-
Lucy: wait, slow down, whats going on here?
Holly: YOU GIFTED ME A FAKE PLANT AND WATCHED ME MISTING IT!
Holly: FOR FOUR MONTHS!
Quill: you were so kind to that plant
Holly: ITS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC!
Quill: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired. I'll be fine
Holly: But I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again
Quill: Oh. Well. Wait, are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Holly: Is it working?
Quill: I'm full
Holly: you haven't finished your dinner yet.
Quill: I'm sorry, but—
Holly: *putting her head near Quill's plate* oh, my, can you hear that??
Quill: what?
Holly: these veggies cry because you don't want to eat them! All they wanted is to join their friends in your belly!
Quill: that's ridiculous
Holly: *in a high-pitched voice* eat me, Quill! I just want to be with my friends. Now I'm lonely and George is going to throw me out—
Quill: *hiding a small smile* OKAY, FINE
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Holly: okay so, I know we can't have cats because of your allergies, so I got the next best thing!
Quill: Holly, we already have Lockwood and George to look after-
Holly: *pulls Lucy out of her bag wearing a cat onesie* can we keep her? she's already trained and all!
Lucy: meow, bitch
Quill: I only drink coffee when I get stressed
Holly: *stares at all the empty mugs of coffee on the table before him*