#hollur

[caloway]

But if I kiss you, will your mouth read this truth? Darling, how I miss you! Strawberries taste how lips do. And it’s not complete yet, mustn’t get our feet wet cos that leads to regret: diving in too soon. And I’ll owe it all to you, my little bird.

[promise-to-be-true]

this has been the weirdest semester. with all these snow days, it's really just an extended winter break, and i keep getting lazier and lazier. 

YAY!

[the-great-wall-of-china]

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o someone actually did it hello there friend

12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

"aiight" and then shovel ice cream down my throat @ the speed of light

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

i'm okay but i show them a lot anyway

18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

my process of liking someone goes like:

1. locate target

2. LOCK ON

3. continue step 2 until crush deteriorates into dust

29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

i literally always forget to wear belts with pants that are too wide for me (aka a lot of them bc im a skinny ass mofo fml) so they fall down all the time

but as for all the way down to my ankles .. i've been pantsed once

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

i like them and i dont like them

its like YES THIS IS SO THRILLING AND INVIGORATING

and then it's like

oH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB YOUR PRICK ASS FUCKING SHIT BITCH CUNT FACE LICKER MONGER DONT OPEN THE FUCKING CLOSET DOOR YOU DIPSH -- OH FUCK SHIT FALOOPA CHIMICHONGAS LOR D ALMIGHTY

(aye who wants to watch a horror movie with me)

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

why would anyone ever tbh

[thatindiebitch]

8HACKS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD

[gottalovethembruins]

I UNDERSTAND YOUR MS. TEXAS AND SHIT BUT HOW THE FUKC DO YOU GET WITH TWO NHL PLAYERS

[gottalovethembruins]

I WENT AND SOCIALIZED WITH PEOPLE TONIGHT ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!?!

[cmcreid-warriorprincess]

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[gottalovethembruins]

I WON 4 GAMES AS 2 SINGLES TODAY WOOT WOOT