I wanna rant about holograms
I wanna say that I have never understood when people show this pixelly ass, one tone hologram shit in all these sci-fi movies and say “this is the future of technology. This will be what people commonly use. This will become the norm.”
Like, bitch no. That can be a stepping stone for the normal but that will not be the shit that replaces the display on my smart phone. If my mom gets a new puppy, you bet your ass I’d rather see it in full HD color on my phone than this weird blue pixel thing that the only change is that I can get a 360 view of its barely discernible physique. And when I’m on my phone at 4 am on this trash site so I have to dim the lighting, how on earth am I supposed to even see what I am looking at? My display options for the night would become nonexistent or blinding techno-Club rave (because let’s face it, there wouldn’t be an inbetween). And forget about seeing during the day because light would shine straight through that making sure that you see nothing.
Not only that but how do you even see for shit?! Like, with all those dots over lapping over each other how the hell am I supposed to tell what it looks like? You show me that puppy and I’m stuck seeing a blob cluster of pointillism abstractness from every angle until I find enough of an angle that I can tell what kind of possible alien I was being shown.
Like advance your shit to full color and everything before trying to talk to me about what my damn future is going to look like. Don’t promise me a chocolate cake then give me a moon pie, don’t promise me well developed and well designed characters then give me the minions, and don’t promise me futuristic holograms and give me a virtual sneeze pattern of a jizz stain.