#holomessages

[askphasma-blog1]

HOLO-MESSAGE: Dear Phasma, who is your favorite stormtrooper under your command??

I know better than to play favorites, as any good Captain does. The last time I showed an ounce of preferential treatment for one single Stormtrooper, the entire Starkiller Base wound up destroyed, and I was thrown in a trash compactor.

[kyberkeeper]

What is mer mudd's favorite food?

my favorite is sea urchin, but i'll enjoy anything i can get triko to eat while he's studying surface artifacts. he can be picky, unless he's distracted, which is pretty common if i bring him new things to look at

-mudd

[kyberkeeper]

ahem...

men are....

...

-Triko

[kyberkeeper]

Do you ever thought to having a girlfriend someday ?

E-ermm... Girl? Um.. No I... There's someone I like but..

-Triko

[kyberkeeper]

What is your greatest fear?

I.. I can't swim. And being in a ship isn't so great either, so the sooner we get where we're going the better.

-Triko

sand worms. those motherfuckers.

-mudd

//bears, obviously.

[kyberkeeper]

Hi Triko! What is your favorite color?

I've never really thought about it, to be honest. Hmm... Maybe yellow? O-or green. Yeah, green.

-Triko

[kyberkeeper]

does mer mudd have a fishy whiff to him

i smell fine i think? maybe like the ocean or nothing?

-mudd

He smells like day old fish meat.

-Triko

[kyberkeeper]

but where did mer mudd GET those marshmallows

// look, y’all answered each other! He absolutely snuck out in the middle of the night to go find something sugary for his boyfriend