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[griefdestined]

"Good morning-"

[lostserenno]

count dooku,

having served under both grandmaster yoda and darth sidious... which one had the smellier robes? our fashion correspondent insists this is a matter of public interest.

"That depends on whether one finds the stench of blood and ozone worse than that of frogs." Is his answer, sipping from a far too ornamented goblet.

Sidious had been worse, in his opinion, but he won't give his old Master the satisfaction of hearing that.

[emotionalsupportsenator]

senator osella drili should be allowed to cause one (1) pr nightmare

[spokewar]

"my brain needs to catch up"

──✶until dawn sentence starters (pt. 2)

"Yes, Count Dooku is completely incontinent. Utilizing the Dark really does a number on the body."

[degobahsage]

master yoda, anonymous sources claim that you have been banned from at least three sections of the temple archives for climbing the shelves instead of using the ladders.

can you comment on these allegations?

❝ allegations, these are. evidence, they are not. ❞ weathered ears twitched ever so slightly, ancient eyes narrowing with all the gravity of a being who had survived centuries, wars, senate hearings, & what felt like an endless number of younglings asking the same question twice ❝ if a shelf happens to be where a holocron is, & atop that shelf i happen to be, coincidence this is. very unfortunate coincidence. ❞

a soft hum escaped him as gnarled fingers folded atop his cane. beyond the temple windows, coruscant glittered like a sea of stars imprisoned beneath durasteel skies, whilst somewhere deep within the archives a librarian undoubtedly felt a sudden disturbance in their blood pressure ❝ ladders, made for tall people they are. three feet tall, i am not. adapt, one must. climb like a tooka chasing dinner, one must sometimes ❞

the old master's expression remained perfectly serene for all of three seconds ❝ banned from three sections, i was not. asked to leave four sections, i was. entirely different, those things are ❞ a pause lingered, solemn as a funeral procession ❝ & for the record, caught me t hey only did because master windu told on me ❞

[rcvival]

lord maul,

there are persistent rumours that darth sidious smells faintly of old books, ozone, and wet socks.

as his former apprentice, can you confirm or deny these allegations?

He snorts, a thoroughly uncharacteristic sound for him. He did not know who would have alleged such things, nor did he care to deny them, be they valid or not. "The only thing I would deny is the use of the word 'faintly'," he says, feeling pleased with himself for a moment before looking behind him as if the monster would materialize out of the woodwork by the ill words spoken about him.

[vizslajetii]

master vizsla, mandalorian historians continue to argue over whether you were more mandalorian or more jedi.

which side would disappoint you more with that question?

"It has long been a Mandalorian tradition to discuss and even argue what constitutes being Mandalorian, and how much so. It has even changed across our history."

The Taung are long gone, after all, and yet the Mandalorians remain.

"For all I would argue that you cannot turn more Mandalorian than becoming Mand'alor through battle and conquest, no matter my training as a Jedi." He smiles. "And truly, I never stopped being a Jedi, that was never in conflict with my place among my people. I was simply no longer part of the Jedi Order."

[nulluse]

commander skirata, rumours from within the grand army suggest that clone troopers have a betting pool dedicated entirely to predicting your next disciplinary report.

would you care to comment?

Jaing tucks his helmet under his arm, smiling and showing it off.

"A betting pool? All about me? Well that sounds absolutely outrageious. That would be completely and utterly inapproiate for my brothers to do. They wouldn't possible ever consider it."

Sarcasm drips from his lips like sweet honey. After all, not only does he know about said betting pool, he's been fixing the odds against Mereel for a week.