You’d be hanging out with your best friend Luke and his band of course while on tour for his birthday. He’d be turning 18 soon, which would totally blow your mind. The two of you would secretly watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians in the back of the tour bus, while discussing emojis. Calum would find the two of you however, but wouldn’t really be able to give you any shit for doing it since he’d be dressed as Cal Pal. However, Ashton would jokingly throw the two of you shade in a back corner of the small bus room by wearing his sunglasses. All of you would then have a deep discussion about how to make yourself feel better in bad situations.