There's this one time a classmate of mine suddenly asked me what topic I chose for an assignment and what's my progress since we need to pass it on that day.
Cue me panicking because 'wtf that was today!?' but instead of admitting that I'm a procrastinating bitch I said 'oh yeah that I'm like halfway through' and she said 'really?' then proceeded to ask more details which I just bullshitted.
It was a fucking miracle how I wasn't found out. God the things I do just to make it seem I'm not a complete failure.










