▼ :Are there popular head canons for your character that you disagree with? Why?
[clicks hand, gets out my salt book]
I’d have to say the main one is that everyone seems to think that Deadpool likes / loves killing.
When he has said time - and time - and time - AND TIME - again that he doesn’t. He’s GOOD at killing - but he doesn’t like it. And I’ma whip out one of my all time favorite Deadpool quotes to stretch this.
I haven’t signed up to do a 187 in a dog’s age…regardless of what they say in the movies, killing does not get easier the more you do it…killing someone, 'specially when you have enough time to plan it, order domino’s and do some bathroom reading before the trigger pull–it’s a lot like having a tonsils out…with no anesthetic…using a rusty fish hook.So why do it, right? Why even take the stupid job…? Why put myself through it again?Why would anyone want to take a murder gig you ask? Because once those tonsils come out…once you pull the trigger and do it, do the mark, do the deed–everything else falls away for a while.Everything gets quiet…because the world is afraid of you.I need a little quiet
I’ve seen some HC’s about that Wade draws his lines with women and won’t hurt / kill them. Debunked. He’s killed a few. In fact, his history with women isn’t exactly feminist-friendly so I’m not sure where most of the HC’s I’ve seen have been him worshiping the ground women walk on. Like anyone else concerning Wade, you’ve got to earn his respect, or get the fuck in line - man or women. [AND BEFORE ANYONE GETS MAD AT ME, I’VE GOT 438290804830289 EXAMPLES OF WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT OK? OK. no one knows wade’s dirty laundry like i do OTL]
Children get a pass b/c he loves kids.
He does seem attracted to women that can kick some srs ass. You can hear him “hnng”ing from here.
Uhm. That’s all I can think of right now but I’m sure there’s more.