#honest-applejack

[asktartaurus]

Applejack. :3

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💔(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent💗 Very low💗💗 A little💗💗💗 Hopeful💗💗💗💗 High💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

[asktartaurus]

"See, now yer just makin' me curious!"

“ I dont need a nother one of those days. I still haven’t lived down the last time.”

[asktartaurus]

"And say I wanted a certain somepony to be joked, how much would Ah put in?"

“ Well, for a full sized pie, I’d say two blooms minced aughta do the trick. But there’s no negative to using more, it’s completely non-toxic.”

[asktartaurus]

Applejack tapped her chin with a hoof. "What would it taste like with apples? Say... In a pie."

“ Sure! I bet it’d be great if ya did it right. Just gotta make sure you don’t put in too much if you don’t want everyone eatin it ta get joked.”

[asktartaurus]

"Now that Ah didn't know! Thought only unicorns could do magic. Huh." Applejack stepped closer, inspecting. "What 'bout yer cute blue nose. Where does that come from?"

“ Well now that comes from the poison joke I grow. Don’t worry, there’s none on me right now, I always wash it off after I work. But uh, years of workin with it stained my nose blue.”

[asktartaurus]

Applejack tapped on one of the antlers with a hoof "Oooohhh... Ya know, they are sorta what Ah expected. Kinda boney. Ya ever use 'em for anythin'? Bet they come in handy durin' a fight!"

“ Sure! Tussles, carryin stuff, diggin. They can even do a lil magic, though it doesnt work out all that great. They aren’t nice precise points like a unicorn horn.”