#honestmeme

[oathcrafted-a]

I said I wouldn’t post this because it is literally the stupidest thing I have ever made but uhhhhh HERE WE ARE 

. . . ANYWAY. Follow validate me.

[chezzcs]

if you were far away from home for the night and you really needed a place to sleep, would you rather rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car?

𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓽𝔂 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 - ACCEPTING.

“ honestly, i’d rent the crappy motel room just for the trashy motel pics. i genuinely love motels in america, they’re all neon lights and terrible 80s decor. a motel in the u.k. is a tent in someone’s backyard .”

[chezzcs]

favorite junk food?

𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓽𝔂 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 - ACCEPTING.

“ kebab. there’s literally nothing more satisfyin’ than poppin’ into a curry an’ grabbin a kebab after a night out .”

[oharicl]

Weirdest location you've ever had sex?

𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖎𝖙 𝖑𝕺𝕺 | accepting !!

“ so i’m in matamoros, and there’s this dude who’s been buying me like, a shit ton of tequila shots and i’m jonesing for a little action -- only problem is the bathroom in this shitty bar doesn’t have a lock on it, so we figure we’re gonna go get a motel or somethin’, but along the way we’re getting ... handsy, and then we’re passing this church, right? and like, it’s after-hours or whatever, but they keep those things open in case people wanna pray or cry over their lives or whatever. and like, the confessional booth locks. so .” 

[oharicl]

Do you give second chances?

𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖎𝖙 𝖑𝕺𝕺 | accepting !!

“ bold of you to assume i give anyone a first chance. the only person you can trust in this world is yourself -- everyone else will let you down the first chance you give ‘em, so what’s the point ?”

[corazonscngrando-blog]

What job would you be terrible at?

𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓵𝔂 ? | accepting !!

“ oh man. um, i could definitely never be a lawyer. i would take the losses way too hard, and would totally let the opposing counsel walk all over me .”

[oharicl]

What job would you be terrible at?

𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖎𝖙 𝖑𝕺𝕺 | accepting !!

“ oh my god, imagine me trying to teach children. or any job involving children. i was barely even a child -- i would have no idea what to do with the things .”

[oharicl]

What is your most valued object?

𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖎𝖙 𝖑𝕺𝕺 | accepting !!

“ at the risk of sounding like a weak ass bitch, my mom’s locket. it’s uh... it’s got our photos in it. and she gave it to me before she died... plus it’s probably worth like, a ton of money, so like... insurance policy, or whatever ...”