#honoredxscouts

[fuckthcpolice]

@honoredxscouts ❤’d for a starter

“What do you want now Pikeman? What? Ordering your own party of two around got boring so now you’re here to bug me? Fuck off. I’m busy.” With this, Max turned back to what he was doing, which really just involved burning ants alive under a magnifying glass.

Truly a busy, busy man.

[fuckthcpolice]

@honoredxscouts-moved 

Mat is currently hanging upside down from a tree in his yard. His eyes were locked on his target: Edward Pikeman.

The guy liked to boast about how grown-up and fearless he was. Yet Mat knew what a bunch of bullshit that was. He was still trick-or-treating, even though he should be ‘too old’ to do it. Not to mention, the idiot scared easily... Which is just what Mat was hoping for.

He waited, watching, and smirking a little when Edward finally made his way down the sidewalk, and began to come onto Mat’s driveway.

Then right as the other was walking by the tree he was in, Mat flipped out of it and landed on his feet in front of the other to scare him.

“RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!”

[fuckthcpolice]

@honoredxscouts ❤’d for a starter

“No offense big guy. But why the fuck do you put up with bitch-baby-zit-face over there?” Mat gave Pikeman a judging look from where he was on his knees on the floor. Scrubbing at said surface with a bit more vigor after he asked his question.

“I mean, I get he probably has a daddy or something that owns the place but.. From what I can tell, he treats you guys like shit for no reason and expects you to treat him like he’s hot shit... And I guess I can’t say shit, considering I just got here but. I dunno, just doesn’t seem all that fair to me. If you ask me, you guys need a leader who actually gives more of a shit about the people he’s leading and also considering ‘pals’...”