#hook no

[elxgantcaptain]

x @oflostinfound Eath in the background like: Dad noooooooooooooooooooo

"Totes bet ready to 'rizz up the shizzaaa?'"

[jabbers-wild-world]

@tinkiisms​ (for Wendy on defystars, because the stupid thing still won’t @ you!!)

Who this girl was, he didn’t know. All he knew was that he’d seen her arrive with Peter, and she’d been speaking with Scissor too. She was away from them now though, and this was his chance to interrogate her. A step behind her, his sword drawn, and-

“What is your connection to Peter Pan..?” She’d have to choose her words carefully if she wanted to survive. He was in a foul mood today, and so very easy to annoy.

[elxgantcaptain]

Asshole annihilator eh?

[elxgantcaptain]

"You're never too young to learn how to handle a weapon, you can protect yourself easier. I started learning fencing when I was 5."

[liistenwellallofyou]

"By the gods if being ashamed for another could kill..."

[elxgantcaptain]

@grandvizier "ugh beastly and monstrous little creatures... tell me about it... agrabah is FULL of them..."

"Want me to fix that for you?"

[pamyurinthebookfox]

Once Upon a Time S5

When I first heard there were going to be two dark ones

What I thought: bad ass power couple who back-stab and betray all whilst being sexy and having fun

What I got: Heart break, sadness, crippling pain