#hookerdean

[kirasderek]

Also everyone just give me fic or ficlet demands

And then I will write them all and then when I next steal the internet (or acquire it in a better way) I will give them out like souvenirs from a really smutty trip.

I write Harry Potter and Supernatural and I'm sure you can think of something else I'd write fic for (I am obsessively into lots of things) and go crazy on ships IDC if it's het or slash or femslash or an orgy or what. Gen fic prompts also welcome. I don't mind writing in OCs but be careful about asking me to write YOU into fics because as much as I'd love to I get all squidgy and afraid of writing you wrong -_- the one time I did it for leila I nearly died.

I would love all of you foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr.

P.S. this is open to EVERYONE but I will tag some random people now

[alaynestone]

 hookerdean said: wait there is hate for future dean where i want to maul something today

THERE IS ALWAYS HATE FOR FUTURE!DEAN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

[kirasderek]

hookerdean replied to your post: Everyone's giving in and watching Teen Wolf.

i hear it’s basically exactly my and your kind of thing in that it has no distinctive plot but has a lot of fucking twinks to bend over

This description makes me unsure whether I want to actually watch the show or just love you forever and read a lot of fic just for the hell of it.

[kirasderek]

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omg i’m not THAT experienced..

and i'm not at all so there's that

[kirasderek]

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same exactly the same clearly we should fuck

I think we already established this.

And probably also established, though not through words, that I'm farrrrr too awkward for sex with you okay

[kirasderek]

greed

The Internet, clearly.

If that one's too obvious for you.....affection. Of any kind. Physical, emotional, even if it's just someone thanking me for something I did or liking one of my posts or knowing my name. I am 100% an addict for the shit.

[luciferspet-blog]

@Two-bit-trickster and hookerdean

Anon ships us, soooo I gotta kiss you. Yup.

*kisses*