#samisbonnie

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samisbonnie replied to your post: bored sore tired and i miss my laptop because now...

give me a cookie motherfucker!

okie dokie!

dani

take the cookie dani

YOU SAID YOU WANTED THE FUCKING COOKIE JESUS

FINE DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING COOKIE 

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dani/sydnee. you live in california |-). a w y i s

"I'm not built for this, Dani," Sydnee puffed, pushing her shoddy discount sunglasses up the bridge of her nose again from where they'd slipped down through the glaze of sweat. "There's fucking sunshine here, and we're outside, and I don't know if cheesecake frozen yogurt is worth this because I'm fucking freckling and I don't know if you fucking know how much I fucking hate freckling because fuck the sun, Dani, fuck it!"

"Sydnee," Dani cleared her throat, "We've literally taken two steps outside."

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NEVERMIND I FOUND IT CRISIS AVERTED 

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WAS THAT MY FAULT AGAIN?!?!?