Meanwhile, I'm over here wondering what would happen if Hopper met Chilton. Naturally, he would hate him at first, but WHAT IF HE SAW THROUGH THE BRATTY AND PEDANTIC EXTERIOR?
Ha! I think the Chilton/Hopper crossover was inevitable over here in dick/beard hell
Hopper would definitely take a dislike to Chilton and take 0 shit from him. And honestly I think Chilton would be intimidated by Hop’s coolness and sass, and try hard not to show it, puffing his chest out and trying really hard to look smart and remain cool. But like… Hopper is three times his size, very chill in his mannerisms, and quite content with how he looks, so it would stress Chilton out no end. I strongly imagine Hopper narrowing his eyes and Chilton and potentially also doing that scrunchy face he does before he punches someone
What if they became friends? .. Hop’s no stranger to being lonely and we know Chilton is friendless… it has the potential to be match made in heaven or a disaster but whatever it is it would make a damn good sitcom (that me and probably 5 other people would watch but hey)








