After I wash my hair, all I want to do is lie down. However, I try not to let myself lie down when my hair is wet and it’ll fuck up the way it dries. The alternative to this is to blow dry my hair, but blow drying my hair will make me feel worse when, again, all I want to do is lie down. So I’m stuck in a sort of wet hair limbo; all I can do is sit, slurp down some electrolytes, and wait either for my hair to air dry enough to lie down, or until I feel well enough to blow dry my hair.








