BUSINESS IDEA: HORNITHOLGIST (DO NOT STEAL: PATENT PENDING)
one in the hand, two in the bush
wand vibrator where the handle is shaped like one bird and the head is shaped like two birds
each vibration setting corresponds to a different bird call
new bird calls are unlocked by logging the bird in eBird/Merlin (brand partnership)
you in the bush
discreet wearable bluetooth vibrator
connects directly with eBird/Merlin Sound ID and vibrates when it hears a bird call
ornithologists are basically on the edge of orgasm when they hear a good bird. let's get them the rest of the way
birds of a feather
hookup app
when you sign up for the app they send you a set of bird band anklets/bracelets with different colours, hanky code style
app has location information (like grindr) so you know when you're close to a fellow hornithologist and then spot their bird band
would you like to invest (early bird supporter)
yes i will get the worm
no i hunt endangered birds for sport
