#hornty asks

[voidsides]

Roman and Virgil: experience one (1) moment of physical contact All of us, simultaneously: go absolutely fucking feral

I mean really I gave you this

And this is what gets you all worked up?

Cmon y’all

[voidsides]

VERY HARD FOR THE ANONS NOT TO BE HORNTY AFTER VIRGIL DIDNT DISLIKE THE TAIL TOUCHING AND APPARENTLY HE DID A COURTING DANCE. IM TRYING VERY HARD. VERY VERY HARD.

*Victorian era noble voice*

I say! Have you heard the latest gossip? That sailor boy laid a hand upon the tail of that mer fellow! At the Ankle no less! And I dare say he wasn’t opposed to it- but oh dear that isn’t the end, no. I heard tell that they danced! Together! Oh the blatant lally-gagging, how scandalous!

[voidsides]

An epilogue to close out the night

And like the ouroboros, the snake consumes its own tail and the cycle begins anew

[voidsides]

What are the hornty anons gonna do if Roman rolls his pant legs up... Seeing Virgil's tail AND Roman's ankle is gonna BREAK them!!!

We really have reverted back to Victorian England here haven’t we

Gracious! The good captain Roman has lay’n his hand upon the mers ankle! The scandal of it all!

[voidsides]

Shall you release the hornty anons feral void or keep them in there cages?

I’ll let them hang for now

[voidsides]

Void: *tiddies out Roman* *virgil only wearing a scarf* *confrontation comic* || us: f...fuckin....a n k l e s.....

We are all of us disasters

[voidsides]

I need to put Void in a bad mood to get feral void... Do I dare become a hornty anon to bring back feral void?

Love my anons but I will not hesitate

[voidsides]

Im surprised the hornty anons haven't talked about how Remus crew probably touched Virgil's ankle getting him in that boat

Oh they have

I just haven’t had the energy to deal with them