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Character A, lying on a chair : It all started when I invaded Prussia.

Character B : I'm not a therapist, give me my seat back.

Character A : Well, y'know what they say! If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again

Character B : Uh, that's not how it goes-

Character A : Uh, I just think you're really pretty!

Character B : ...Oh my god.

A : Wait, that was a bad idea. Okay, uh-

B : No, no, it's just... Wow that was wholesome, oh my god. You're too precious for this world.

Interviewer : Alright, list me some strengths.

Character A : I can draw the pi symbol really well!

Interviewer : Uh... Okay. Can you do any equations with pi?

A : Nope. Just the pi symbol.

Character A : Holy shit, she beat us at our own game.

Character B : I blame you for digging our graves. Now you've spawned God and she ain't lookin' too happy.

Character C : *sobbing in the corner* I want to go home...

Character B : God, why won't anyone ever take me seriously?!

Character A : Maybe it has to do with the sparkly teddy bear you sleep with every night, I dunno.

Character A : Okay, turn this corner.

Character B : Dude, I know how to drive to the mall, it's literally two minutes away.

Character A : You once forgot how to open the door and thought you were locked inside the school. Turn the corner, B.

"Someday you'll come face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist and you'll have to compensate for the space you've wasted."

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