Mitosis AU – Doey the Doughman’s Fragmented Remains
Well, now that they’re three separate entities, things have gotten... complicated.
🔨 Kevin is trying to break down a locked door using Matthew as a hammer. Matthew, ever the optimist (or just concussed beyond reason), is convinced that this time he definitely felt it budge. (Spoiler: He didn’t.) 😵💫💫
👀 Meanwhile, Matthew and Kevin are in full paranoia mode. They skulk through hallways; slam doors shut and press themselves against walls like they’re in some kind of stealth mission 🎭. Meanwhile, Jack? He’s just walking straight ahead, completely unaware—or maybe just too lost in thought to care. 🚶💭
😢 Jack is off in a corner, hugging what little remains of the past, whispering apologies to no one in particular. For what? Who knows. But it’s sad, and we all feel bad. 💙💔
🎭 And then there are the disguises… Because obviously, slightly off-looking versions of those cheerful critters will totally fool everyone. 🐤🐺 Never mind that they’re stiff, awkward, and so visibly uncomfortable. But hey—A+ for effort, right? ⭐✨
