#horrorjokes

[doylelad]

Me: Shooing away an old butler offering me a dusty bottle of wine while I’m eating

Vampire host: “Impressive. The Château Margaux does not belong with this course. You truly are a refined palate — you shall be spared being flayed and devoured by my thralls.”

Me: Who only shooed it away because wine is yucky “Naturally.”

Also me: Sweating as my chicken nuggets get served instead of the main.

[puffinator-0]

there was a known disease spreading exclusively through fans of horror that made them compulsively hop it was proven as false and hyperbolic, but historians recorded it as the "Jump Scare'

[kweenytodd]

😂👍#rlyeh #yeahrlyeh #hplovecraft #lol #tentacles #horrorjokes #horror #elderitchhorror

[lamechellephotog]

I pass...