#houjuus

[vixivulpixel]

Chandelure!

don't like it | meh | it's cool | i like it | awesome! | one of my favorites

Chandelure is pretty hella!

[flyingfurrets]

MAKE THE Alexis X Marley do it.

commission rubin to do it I CANNOT

[beecil]

houjuus replied to your post:houjuus replied to your post:seirensen replied to...

then why didnt u just say no huh HUH

BECAUSE ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IN THE FIRST PLACE

[beecil]

houjuus replied to your post:seirensen replied to your post:did u frick frack...

aka “yes”

THIS IS NOT EQUIVALENT TO A YES

[kireon]

houjuus replied to your post:houjuus replied to your post:Welp. On a scale of...

That’s….really one of the worst things that could be left on voicemail. :/

Yep.

He blew up my phone half a dozen more times until I just said, "Fuck it" and answered and, while admittedly on this side of cautious since it's a local area code, still politely informed him that the person he had reached had likely changed their telephone number at least a year ago and essentially I hoped he could find whoever it was he was trying to locate.

Slightly annoying in that he decided to try arguing with me/accusing me of lying at first, but it was whatever by the end of it and he never did call back.

Unfortunately, it's also one of those things where you're sitting there, replaying the message back in your head with the obsessive tendencies of a writer and going, "...is he terminally ill and that's why he's calling... or he he legitimately just piss someone off and he's saying he's got x days to live before someone comes to take him out?"

[kireon]

houjuus replied to your post:Welp. On a scale of 1-10 where “what the hell”...

Stuff like that has the potential to either be completely hilarious or strongly disturbing, sadly

Definitely the latter, I'd prefer the drunken dipshits trying to get my number after dialing what they think is a cab company. THAT at least is amusing.

This one was this guy leaving legit last words for someone else and then 45 seconds of genuine weeping.