Sep 2, 2016
Patron: *arrives 45 minutes into a show and wants to be seated*
Me: intermission is in five minutes. You can take your seat then.
Patron: can't I stand at the back? Can't you open a door? I drove all the way from America.
Me: intermission is in 5 minutes. My apologies
Me internally:😒😒 I am not breaking theatre policy and fire codes for you. You made dumb choices. Byeeeeee.