#how 2 guide

[ask-the-ursa-mother]

How to summon Baradiel for cuddles?

Rustle a blanket and yawn.

If he knows you he'll come running

[nailbunny]

one of my friends was telling me about how she wanted to be friends with other tumblr users but they intimidated her so i made a helpful guide if you wanna be friends with me i guess???? why would you i dont know how 2 be friends with lepw - dont call me meghan online or i will rough u up i despise my name with a burning passion - (optional) if u wanna talk about lil hal a lot that would be gr8 - (optional) rp ships with me - be willing to listen to me complain - tell me that you wanna be friends if you try to subtly imply it ill be too stupid to notice - dont make rape jokes - dont shame bodies - dont shame self harmers - if you leave needles untagged i will be saddened so dont do that ok thank - if you hate on religious people, homosexuals, transsexuals or people in general there will be trouble - dont be afraid of me im not scary at all - if u r a bitch vegan i may have trouble putting up with you and that's my fault not yours Bitch vegan (noun) def. A person with vegan tendencies who tags meat posts as 'murder', bashes omnivores and acts superior. - if you believe asexuality isnt real we may have a few problems gomen i seem much pickier than i actually am but now you know lets all be friends now