#how men work

[omegainthewild]

Me to my male coworker who just got hurt badly but didn't die and is limping: "Man up walk it off, don't be a bitch"

Female coworker: "you're so rude, why can't guys be nice to each other he could have been seriously injured"

The entirety of the male gender: *confused* "...but that's what I just did????"

[risunokairu]

pretty sure this customer was flirting with me based on this criteria:

she was attractive

she smiled

that's all it takes for me to make that assumption

[theevilhatter]

Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.