#how punny

[cod-dump]

I guess you could say Phillip was,

Gravely upset

[chillychive]

Trans dads should be legally required to dress up as ghosts for halloween and joke about being “trans-parent”

[alilovesgirls]

a kid ran up to me at school today, pointed out another kid, and yelled “he threw sodium chloride at me! that’s assault!”

[aashiqeddiediaz]

only the greatest pun ever

biology: c’est la vie

[rosies-batim-blog]

i guess you could say that being turned into a vampire led to henry having the life sucked out of him~

Oh HO~ I have a new punster following this blog, eh?

And yes it definitely Sucked. (b’dm tsh)

[xiaowxn]

Gaydar who? Pfft I only use Bi-noculars

This is amazing but also same

[scarskelly]

Bum bum Tshh

[livelovecaliforniadreams]