#how rude.

[siena-sevenwits]

Yesterday I taught my three-year old-niece to play Simon Says, and because her baby brother was lying right there on the picnic blanket, one of the commands I gave her was, “Simon says touch a baby.” This made a greater impression on her than any other command, as evidenced when it was her turn to be Simon. She told me to touch a tree. Touch a bag. Touch leaves. Touch my nose.

And then she said delightedly, “TOUCH GRASS!” and that was completely unwarranted on her part.

[stars-kenobi]

do you have some kind of a trans fetish? as a trans man, seeing the way you talk about obi-wan is rly rly uncomfortable at times, ngl.

well in that case unfollow or block me? my relationship with my own gender and how i relate to that through characters is my own fucking business.

[mirax-official]

mystery saja is korean megamind if his nose is all the way down there.

Don't disrespect Megamind like that.

[our-new-creation]

looks great just remember to hide any tendrils before trying, if you can get them in then behind the back should do

skinny ah arms

WE ALWAYS HIDE OUR EXTRA APPENDAGES. OUR FORM WOULD NOT BE DECEIVING IN THE SLIGHTEST IF WE DIDN’T.

WE ALSO DO NOT APPRECIATE THE INSULT TO OUR LIMBS.

[starsarestories]

Regulus Black died at night so the sun didn't have to watch

[jebus-postingg]

why are you balding? was it your choice?

And what is that supposed to mean? I believe the process of balding is simply unstoppable, it is a completely normal sign of aging.

[saetoru]

my 2 friends are cousins and they’re on vacation together with their families but since they’re getting pasta at some fancy italian place without me i had to text them to die and resurrect and die again bc how DARE you go get pasta without ME

[heliosoll]

i think it's really funny that we rate how strong subs are by how much they make us hurt