#howaboutnot

[misspooh]

So my crotch fruit comes in my room and ask, "can I taste the last orange, or not." 😒😒

[gabilicious86]

Happy birthday Ashley! #myscotlandsister #instantfriends #hostelhomies #memories #howaboutnot (at Pacific Beach, San Diego)

[robbiny0h00d-blog]

Things I Say No To:

Living in a dorm with a douche hole who doesn't accept my lifestyle (or lack of one)

Waking up before 10:00 am

Doing anything slightly important before I have a nap and/or snack

Putting make up back on for a late night booty calls

Wearing a bra when we all know I have nipples.. it's no secret

Stuffing my face with beer to feel accepted as a college freshman

Being in debt for life for an "experience." I hate you all anyways

Boys with girlfriends

Any sort of beverage that lacks caffeine

Boring people

[bostonbabe21]

It honestly makes me laugh that every guy who decides that there's "better out there" always end up with someone within the next week & they complain to me about how unhappy they are. I'm sorry, am I supposed to be sympathetic?

[knonsensicalknight]

Oh look! Something historic and meaningful happened!

Lets all jump on our fucking high horses and judge the shit out of everyone who may disagree, or who doesn't care.