#howardeating

[howardlikeseating]

dirty dish water

This is my third time writing this post because this stupid fucking website isn't working. Fuck the internet, man.

Howard went for lunch with his mom the other day. Howard's mom fucking loves Howard. She takes him grocery shopping and buys him cake. Entire cakes! Because every day is Howard's birthday.

Insanity.

This is what Howard ate for lunch:

Chicken and sauce, two of Howard's favorite things. Also, cashews. I've mentioned before that Howard loves nuts.

What is this soup? Is that chicken floating in there? It looks like dirty dish water.

JesusfuckingChrist Howard, this the last thing we want to see. I know I keep telling you that everyone wants to see you eating but this is not what I had in mind.

What is that anyway? Some chewed up piece of chicken? Gross.

[howardlikeseating]

Last supper

Howard isn't serious about this blog and hasn't sent me anything food related in a long time.

And then today he sent me this:

This is Howard's grimy kitchen and what looks like the ingredients to a feast.

Just look at the state of that oven mitt. You're not supposed to stick it directly on the flame you know.

Looks like you have all food groups covered. Meat, Garlic bread, croutons, coke.

Once again, he fails to include pictures of himself. That is the entire point of this blog, Howard. You eating.

I feel like rebranding this blog "I like eating" and talk about myself. What a wonderful idea. Thanks for the inspiration, Howard.