#howdoicat

[jedith85]

My cat doesn't know how to cat. She likes laying under the bag and not in it. #howdoicat #sheiba #derpcat https://www.instagram.com/p/B4lamxIpqvc/?igshid=gvstedjq2st

[karengruberart]

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Sitting in my room, I hear a distressed ‘meow’🙀 Come in to find this dork can’t figure out how to get down. Kind of amazed he could even get up there. Being a good cat Mum, I promptly rescued him after going to find my phone.... * * #cesareschikelgruber #worstcatever #howdoicat #ragdoll #ragdollsofig #ragdollsofinstagram #dork #catsofinstagram

[karengruberart]

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Sitting in my room, I hear a distressed ‘meow’🙀 Come in to find this dork can’t figure out how to get down. Kind of amazed he could even get up there. Being a good cat Mum, I promptly rescued him after going to find my phone.... * * #cesareschikelgruber #worstcatever #howdoicat #ragdoll #ragdollsofig #ragdollsofinstagram #dork #catsofinstagram

[bapsmother]

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do the thing. Do it.

ok u ready for this danielle?? prepare urself for my masterpiece...

she strut confidently thru the shitty streets of Vegas, caramel soft hair blowing perfectly in the wind. idk where the wind was coming from. it wasn’t windy that day. it seemed she could just create a perfect breeze to gently tousle her glorious locks.

danielle made her way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and she’s homebound. but not really, no one lives downtown in vegas. it’s all casinos. no one lives in casinos. danielle remembered her past days of working on the strip. how many tourists had actually believed she lived in the casino. like wtf. they were grown adults and they seriously didn’t think there were suburbs in las vegas??

distracted by her thoughts, danielle tripped over smth idk what but she tripped and spilled her purse. and then there were cats. cats everywhere. crawling out of her purse, out of her coat pockets. she was exposed. she quickly began sweeping up her cats, shoving them into her endowed bosom. how did they all fit in there. it was like a mary poppins bag, expect it was boobs.

she stood up, all cats secured once more, and began her runway strut again. where is she going. where is that wind coming from again. only the legend remains....

[roze-panda]

Some JERK decided to tag me.

tagged by sexualorientachen

Rule 1: Post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you then make 11 new ones (also tag the tagger). Rule 3: Tag 5 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

Questions:

1. Who’s your bias group and why?

Man. Fuckin BigBang will always be my bias. WHy? BECAUSE. (they are fuckin perfection and are kpop gods regardless of what others say. the music they make is always golden and they are the first faces to pop up when one looks up kpop. they were my first bia love.)

2. Is your ultimate bias in your bias group? Who is she/he?

-alksdjfalksdjfalksdfkjaslkdfj I have so many man. like fuck. you don't....bigbang iis my bias. I love them all. no matter what. In bts my bias are taehyung, rapmon and j-hope. I cant. ladskjfa;dalsdkfj. AND FUCKIN ZICO AND UKWON FROM BLOCK B DONT EVEN. ALKDSJFA

3. If you could attend any concert, which would it be?

UGH. all of em. If kcon happens, let bigbang, block b, bts and b1a4 perform PUH LEASE,

4. What’s one of your dreams?

I had a dream I found my soul mate. It was like....we bumped shoulder passing each other. and I saw his eyes and it was like LIGHTENING shot through me and I just knew.;...it was him. all I can fuckin remember are his eyes and knowing he was the one. that was the most real dream I had ever had. and I fuckin woke up before actually meeting him.

5. If you could live in any time era, which would it be?

man oh man definetly Victorian London. tea parties, the dresses, the balls, the treatment, industrial revolution. im connected to this time. seriously. I cant deal.

6. What’s your favorite season?

definetly fall. not juust cause its my birthday but because of the transition. the change. it feels good :)

7. Would you ever want to visit Iceland? (if your answer is “no” you best hmu and I will CONVINCE you to go there lol)

I mean sure...I guess. lol Why not? its funny that its GREEN not ice and GREENLAND is all ice.

8. Create your dream idol group! 

sdlfkjasdlkfjasldfkadjd: FUCK YOU. nO

okay

GD, TOP, ZICO, RAPMON as the rappers, Taeyang, Jonghyun, Key CNU, UKWON, Seungri  and JUNGKOOK as the singers. Like ITS GOIN TO BE A BEAUTIFUL COMBO

9. Are you allergic to anything?

-nah. I got lucky :)

10. List 3 words that describe you right now, and 3 words you want to describe you in the future.

NOW- dreamer, loving and optimistic

FUTURE- successful, happy and fabulous.

11. Do you have any role models?

I really look up to my friends and family. What they go through is amazing and I told this to my friend Danielle that friends are like compliments, they are lessons and different feelings of different lives. I appreciate their stories and what pains they go through cause its different and they are something to look up to because they are so strong. My friends are my role models and so is my family. love you guys

HUHU. MY QUESTIONS B***HES(seriously considering what happened last time you tell me to ask questions? smh)

1. Two of your favorite bias or otps are thrown into a ring to fight to the death. the prize is them being with you or finally being canon for whoever LIVES. WHO ARE YOUR OTPS/BIAS AND WHO WINS? HMMM? (You can literally make this into a fight story scene. weapons are optional)

2. Lets say you have to sum up who I am all into one jar. what would you put into the jar?

3. Would you rather be skinned alive or eaten from the inside out?

4. What Disney character do you feel is closest to who you are?

5. What is the most FUCKED UP THING you have ever done to someone? in your opinon.

6. You are trapped in a steel box with your ex. The only way out of the box is for them to admit something to you. What would they reveal?

7. Why are you following me/ friends with me?

8. What the most private thing you are willing to admit you do when youre alone?

9. Do you have a secret crush on anyone right now?

10. What is the most romantic gesture someone can do? like not specifically you but what can make you go AWWWWE.

11. What is the one thing you could never forgive someone close to you for?

[howdoicat]

im spoopyghost for halloween

[bapsmother]

A Message to my Friends

"What if they see me differently?"

"What if they stop treating me the same?"

"What if I really am wrong?"

I want all of you to understand how much this really means to me. How much your love really means to me. It was more than I ever dreamed of, like nothing I've ever expected. I don't know, I guess I expected everyone to be like my mom. Accepting, but not supportive. Loving, but wary. Not bad, but not good either. And so I want you all to understand how enormous my shock was when you accepted me. Not only that, but supported me as well. It really really really does mean a lot. I was really not expecting that.

Thank you guys, I love you.

p.s. if you didn't catch on, I'm totally talking about me coming clean about seriously not liking dick. Thank you and goodnight.

[bapsmother]

howdoicat replied to your post: IT’S 4 AM GOODNIGHT I’M SO FUCKING STUPID BUT I’M...

sara i think we need to have a talk about dem mastery photoshop skills you wicked genius

OH MY GOD I JUST LOOKED AT THOSE PHOTOS AGAIN FUCK IM LAUGHING THEY'RE SO GREAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE THE WALLPAPER FOR MY BLOG. I only used 2 brushes on those photos hell yeah roses and daisies or whatever the fuck those other flowers are.