#howtaotastic

[celestialrainclouds]

which stop of the exo tour did you go to? If you say ny/nj imma cry

I WENT TO NY/NJ AHAHAHAAA

[guccizitao-blog1]

unpopular opinion: I am the best and everyone should love me /\_/\

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u suck im flagging ur blog

send me unpopular opinions

[arigataou]

I got mine on ebay, I just ordered it

Yea I just found them there. So expensive T^T

[xiuminotaur]

Star Hit Fighting Unicorns (WIP)

Why stop at EXO Academy Wolves and Pledis Academy Diamond Backs? They need an opponent! Say hello to the Star Hit Fighting Unicorns! It’s a Hockey Team that consists of BTS and Uniq! Again, I’m no expert on hockey or BTS and Uniq. But, Amber ( howtaotastic ) and I decided that we needed another team. Thanks again to rainbowxiumins​ Enjoy!

Star Hit Community College is an up and coming college that's trying to prove that community colleges can shatter misconceptions when it comes to athletics and academics.

Star Hit Fighting Unicorns

Line 1: J-Hope [C], Sungjoo (LW), Yoongi (RW), Yixuan (D), Wenhan (D) Line 2: Jungkook [C], Jin (LW), Seungyoun (RW), Jimin (D), V (D) Goalies: Rapmon, Yibo (Back-up)

#92 Kim Seokjin Position: Left Wing Title: Nickname: Jin Major: Nutrition Jin is the bad cop to Yixuan's good cop. Jin is the super nutritionist on and off the ice. He makes sure that everyone is eating right. On the ice Jin is focused and is good at finding weak points and holes in the opponent’s strategies. He also can tell if someone is malnourished and can send a teammate to take out an under the weather player.

#3 Min Yoongi Position: Right Wing Title: Nickname: Suga Major: Music Composition Suga is the phantom player. One second you see him, the next you completely missed when he grabbed the puck and scored. He tends to be over looked and doesn't get covered by the opponents, leaving him wide open, which is dangerous for the other team. He's one of the best side shooters in the country. And his accuracy is on point.

#7 Jung Hoseok Position: Center Title: Alternate Captain Nickname: J-Hope Major: Choreography J-Hope is a smooth player, very fluid. Moves the puck with accuracy and speed, making the other team speechless. His faceoff percentages are at the top of the country and is a force to be reckoned with. Along with his face-offs, he also has the record for natural hat tricks, making his scoring percentage very high.

#1 Kim Namjoon Position: Goalie Title: Nickname: Rapmon Major: Philosophy (Focus in Music) Rapmon is the Destruction King. After many equipment failures Rapmon found his calling (was forced) in the crease. Surprisingly, he's very good at it and has a strong glove side. He tends to spout philosophy nonsense after he stops a puck to his opponents. They usually look at him in complete confusion. He's the philosophical Goalie.

#23 Park Jimin Position: Left Defense Title: Nickname: Major: Dance History Jimin is the defenseman who will giggle and apologize at you after taking you out saying "Excuse me". He has a killer eye smile that affects the ladies and gentlemen in the stands, making him one of the more popular players. His hitting skills makes him the grinder of the team, setting up others for goals and checking hard into the boards.

#35 Kim Taehyung Position: Right Defense Title: Whirlwind Nickname: V Major: Fashion V is the jokester on the team. His hits are a bit unconventional but not illegal. Usually you end up hurting more than you think you would when you stand up after being hit, and you end up with bruises in weird places. That's why he's earned the title Whirlwind. He'll eat you up and spit you out. Taehyung unfortunately has a bad habit of crashing his own net. He often blames Rapmon for that and assures the team it's not his fault.

#61 Jeon Jungkook Position: Center Title: Nickname: Major: Art Jungkook is quickly earning the title of the best center in the country. He's considered "golden". He's all around one of the best players. MVP of his junior team, and quickly gaining that title in college too. His skills really shine in Over Time where most of his goals are scored.

#90 Xhou Yixuan Position: Left Defense Title: Captain Nickname: Major: Art History Yixaun is the mom and the leader of this rag tag team. As Captain he tries to be fair and honest with his team. He is also attentive to the fact that the mix of Chinese and Korean members is more than other teams. He has a tendency to yell at Rapmon in Chinese when he's trying to help protect the crease and Rapmon keeps pushing him to get him out of his way. Yixaun has the hardest and most painful check in the country. He makes the highlight reels with his hits. They aren't dirty hits, but they will send you flying. #16 Kim Sungjoo Position: Left Winger Title: Alternate Captain Nickname: Major: Acting Sungjoo is the smart mouth of the team. He's sarcastic all the time and he has a gift with pissing people off. Off the ice you would see him in the Quad acting Shakespeare with a flower in his mouth. Sungjoo is ambidextrous and is fantastic at deke-ing. His strong suit is one on one during shoot outs and break aways.

#22 Lee Wenhan Position: Left Defense Title: Nickname: Major: Classical Music Wenhan is only on the team now because he learned all that he could from his previous Swimming career. He has taken a liking to hockey and is quickly becoming well known for his record number of Gordie Howe Hat tricks, which consists of one goal, one assist, and a fight. At the beginning of each game he likes to start out with playing his classical music to get the team in the zone.

#5 Cho Seungyoun Position: Right Winger Title: Nickname: Major: Performing Arts Seungyoun is well known on the team for being the play maker, having more assists than actual goals. He also has buzzer beater under his belt because when he does make goals they're always at the last second. He can usually be seen around the campus on his skateboard. Seungyoun is also in charge of coming up with fund raising ideas. His latest idea included the team in half of their hockey gear for a calendar. They made bank.

#30 Wong Yibo Position: Goalie (Back-up) Title: Nickname: Major: Dance Yibo is still young and has much to learn, but he's somewhat of a goalie prodigy. He was originally a power forward in high school, but soon found out in college that he had a knack for being a goalie. He is strong on both glove and stick side. Splits for days. His powerful weapon is that he can't be deked.

[xiuminotaur]

The EXO Wolves Practice (WIP)

I did this thing. It kind of just came out in a garbled mess. I needed to get a feel for the way things would go on the ice, and it was literally a cluster fuck. Anyway, here’s a scene I wrote for this hockey!au.

Chen breathed deeply ask he skated around the rink. The sound of his skates making grooves into the fresh ice was soothing. It would be the only peace and quiet that he'd have all day. With playoffs right around the corner, the team was doing two practices a day. It was a bit brutal, but necessary. The early morning was the only alone time he could get. It was before any of his other teammates were up and on the ice, so he got to move freely and get his mind focused before having to deal with them.

As he made his way around the rink another time he noticed someone stumbling out of the locker room geared up. "Hey, Xiumin." Chen called as he came to a stop in front of the player’s bench.

Xiumin rattled around a bit before making his way to the bench and sitting on it. "Hey." He rubbed his eyes and bent over to lace his skates the rest of the way.

It was normal for Xiumin to be at the rink second, he was an early riser. It was nice because Xiumin wasn't much of a talker. They usually just stretched a bit in silence, and he’d help Xiumin make sure the nets were in place for practice. Xiumin was the back-up goalie and a complete 180 from their main goalie, Baekhyun. So Chen was thankful that it was Xiumin that showed up in the morning to help him set up and not Baekhyun.

"Where's Luhan?" Chen grunted, trying to fit the goal post securely into the ice.

Xiumin shrugged and patted the post with his hand, almost like how an owner would pat their dog. "He was still sleeping when I left the dorm. He was up late last night scrambling to get his Psych project done."

Chen nodded and straightened his back, giving the net a good shake to test its stability, "He's got Psych with 'The Kraken' right?"

Xiumin smiled, "Yeah, the poor sucker. He's been working on that project for weeks. He said he needs to ace that class to get his parents off his back about playing Hockey in the Soccer off season."

Chen chuckled and skated over to the bench and pulled a bag of pucks out from under it. He was getting ready to dump them when he heard a loud commotion coming from the locker room area.

"Wait! Captain, let me dump the pucks for you!" A body came shuffling over with a shit eating grin. It was Baekhyun.

Chen rolled his eyes and handed the bag to Baekhyun. He watched as the other team members started filing in one by one onto the ice and doing a warm up skate. They were all either mumbling good mornings at each other or grumbling about Baekhyun being too loud.

Baekhyun mock saluted Chen as he dumped the pucks noisily onto the ice, earning glares from D.O and Kris. He then proceeded to scatter them with his skates and stick, making sure to send a couple flying at the two grumpy skaters who both proceeded to flip him off.

"Yeah, yeah. Fuck you too!" Baekhyun shouted across the ice as he made his way to the far side of the rink and taking his place between the pipes.

"What kind of drills are we working on today, Chen?" Lay asked, stopping next to Chen and leaning on his stick.

"I figured we'd try to work more on keeping the puck out of our defensive zone and using our quick offense to our advantage." Chen grabbed the playbook from behind the bench a flipped through it casually.

Lay merely nodded and went to join his line mates on the ice to stretch.

"Sorry I'm late! But SOMEONE didn't wake me up when he decided to leave the dorm this morning." Luhan came rushing in, dropping his stick and helmet onto the ice and almost tripping on them.

Chen saw Xiumin roll his eyes with a small smile on his face. "You told me not to wake you up early."

Luhan scoffed and shrugged his jersey on over his pads, "Dude, you could have at least set an alarm for me. You know I was up all night."

Chanyeol, who had skated over to watch the two quarrel, listened in amusement, "You were up all night eh, Luhan?" He asked suggestively, nudging Luhan’s arm.

Luhan flushed "I was doing my Psych project you goon."

"Mhmm, your 'Psych project'" Chanyeol cackled and skated off to Baekhyun who was already making R rated jokes about Luhan’s sexcapades.

"You ready to get practice started, Chen?" Suho made his way over to the small group, raising a brow at Luhan's red face and scowl and Xiumin's grinning face.

"Yeah, let's get started." He responded putting down the book and skating to the center of the ice.

"I swear I was doing my Psych project!" Luhan yelled over to the sniggering defenseman and goalie as he followed.

"Whatever you say, Luhan!" Sehun joined in, punching Chanyeol in the arm as they all doubled over laughing.

"Alright guys, come on! Let's all stretch together. Get in a circle." Chen called loudly. Making the cackling trio zip it.

"Don't listen to them. They're all virgins anyway." A soft voice popped up into Luhan's ear, a smirk making it’s way onto their face.

Luhan snorted and punched Tao lightly on the shoulder which also in turn made Kai bust out laughing. "Seriously, I was doing my project."

"Me thinks the Luhan doth protest too much." Baekhyun grinned and plopped himself down on the ice, beginning to stretch out his lower body.

"Alright, seriously, shut up and stretch." Chen growled.

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Amber /\_/\

lol of course i would think of amber f(x) first lol im so in love w her

when i think of amber i always think of the best hairstyles i think short hair also idk why but all the ambers ive ever known have all had short hair how strange

NO MORE PLEASE!

[guccizitao-blog1]

lets cry together

okay literally when i saw that photo of tao crying i knew he was going to talk about things that were realy truthful and even now that there are subs out to understand what he’s saying and its so obvious that he’s doing the right thing and deserves to be praised he still getting so much hate like im so proud of him i dont understand why others can be also

[camccaff]

howtaotastic replied to your post “Taking it off from the anon who asked bout your views in SM's...”

But I think at the same time it is showing how sincere he is being that he is so open about how wrong he was and how it is hard for him to contact Yifan directly when he feels he wronged him so much.

That is very true!! I had not read the whole interview until now, so I did not know of this complication. I hope everything can be resolved for them...