#howtofuckyourdragon

[simkjrs]

jsyk. Mitoki? excellent OC. Would love again. A good boy. A great friend.

thank you! i’m so happy you love mitoki too. 

[hexmaniacmareen]

howtofuckyourdragon replied to your post: i had to see this and so do yall now

fhjbvekvbjhbvvbhfd what’s the full summary kfnvekfjnv

....theres a facebook link

i’m curious but at the same time you cant unsee things right

[pandadistractions]

Is it just the AO3 tag or are they grossing up the tumblr tag some more with their nasty ass disgustoid bullshit. I don't want to look but is it just isolated to AO3? :/ I am an unending void well of nausea right now.

it seems like its the ao3 tag for now, maybe twitter but i don’t go there frequently so i can’t say for sure, lets hope it doesn’t end up here too

also just to make this clear: they’re specifically writing the characters to be aged down in order to sexualize them as infants

[brelakor]

howtofuckyourdragon said: and yet Young!Solas still uses it to impress the ladies. Hey Vhenan welcome to the light show. I call this one the firecracker.

Ahahaha omg young!Solas having the worst pick up lines ever going up to ancient Arlathan ladies being like 'Hey gurrrrrl wanna see me pee magic?' xD 

[dead--sound]

Yeah I changed it as soon as i clicked it lol

Fuck these clickbait stuffs. you can't even "accidentally" click them anymore jfc

howtofuckyourdragon

 damn, trigger finger for spam, dont click whatever...

omg i remember reading about that. I’d change your password if i were you

[moonmotherrr]

Reputation: Some nerd. Look at this nerd. They rode a goat into battle. As they brandished their bow and fired an arrow into the ass of their enemy and then they wrote some sad solavellan fanfiction.

yES 

this is me. this is literally me.

[adhdalistair]

(u don't have ur gender or p-nouns anywhere so I have to put both) King/Queen of Wretched Angels, Prince(ss) of the Stilled Tides, Empress/Emperor of the Throne Between The Cracks of Time, Heir to the Empire of Blue Sand, Goddess of the Furthest Trust, Overlord of Exalted Wildwood, Guardian of the Winter Sabre, The Patron Saint of False Kings, Master/Mistress of the Staff of Unerring Tongues. There u go. Grand fake titles.

I LOVE IT!!!!!!

(my pronouns are in my blog description - she/they)

[acealistair]

ok if their is one thing I'm decent at it's making up fake titles. Queen of the Faded Knives, Princess of the Eidolon Warriors, Empress of the Quavering Kingdom of Broken Sighs, Heir to the title of One Who Wrote The Sky, Goddess of Riven Souls, Overlord of the Vacuous Throne, Guardian of the Maligner's Blade, The Patron Saint of Forceful Awakenings, Mistress of the Ephemeral Door. There grand titles for u.

BRO NICE