Feb 12, 2020
DESPERATE CHILDREN'S BOOK WRITER DECIDES TO COMMIT FELONIES
DESPERATE CHILDREN’S BOOK WRITER DECIDES TO COMMIT FELONIES
NICE TOWN, MAINE — Today, children’s author Willow Whitehouse decided to commit some hardcore felonies in hopes of landing an elusive book contract.
Her first illegal act consisted of running naked down Main Street screaming, “I’m bad! I’m bad! Give me a contract! Sign me, baby! Sign me!”
“Look,” she told local reporters after her naked fun fest. “I’m just a small-town girl living in the…
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