#hp lb

[getyoursorryasstomine]

If Wagner has no haters, then I’m dead

[glassmenagerieofmusesarc]

ok so like... it’s the smallest change but it matters SO MUCH!!! that Hermione is PANICKING when they get to the Devil’s Snare in the books and has to be reminded that she is a WITCH! like... she’s not good in a crisis but noooo let’s make RON panic because it’s funnier.

[galpalkirk]

DRUNK ON LUCK HARRY. FINALLY MY FAVORITE.

[rosetinted--clouds]

Reading harry potter for the first time, should i give my thoughts as they come?

[glassmenagerieofmusesarc]

There’s talent yes, and a thirst to prove yourself... you could be great, you know. It’s all here in your head and Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness!

But what if the hat convinced him k thnx that was obviously its first instinct.

[galpalkirk]

Small brain: Harry, Ron & Hermione are all straight

Big brain: Harry is bi, Ron & Hermione are straight

Bigger brain: They’re all bi

Even bigger brain: Harry is bi, Hermione is a lesbian who dates Ron because of compulsory heterosexuality

Galaxy brain: Hermione and Ron are lesbians and Harry is their gay friend

[galpalkirk]

proof harry isn’t straight: hermione, a lesbian, is entirely comfortable showing affection by running and jumping into his arms without question, isn’t with ron

[galpalkirk]