#hphm vine

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Andre: do you even know what's in that???

Talbott, eating muggle's junk food: Andre i want you to take a look at my fat ass and tell me if you think I give a fuck.

[rosachaotic]

Mc: I really dont know nothing about you why is that?

Talbott, putting his sun glasses on: Because....

I have trust issues

[rosachaotic]

Talbott friendship sidequest be like:

Talbott: hey why did the chicken crossed the road?

Merula: why?

Talbott: to get to the little bitch's house. Knock knock.

Merula: who's there?

Talbott: [pulls his wand about to obvliate Merula's memory] The chicken.

[rosachaotic]

https://youtu.be/A5D1Bg619OM

Talbott when he IS 100% done with everything.

[rosachaotic]

Talbott: *holding a big mirror in front of him doing his eyebrows*

Mc: *see him* What the hell are you doing?!

Talbott: *looks too MC* I'm doing my eyebrows.

Mc: that's a big ass mirror!

Talbott: I have big ass eyebrows.

[rosachaotic]

Rowan: MC get out of the tank.

MC: *in the tank* you're not my dad.

Rowan: Get out of the fucking tank, I'm your dad!

[rosachaotic]

Emily: You're Just a bitch.

MC: AT LEAST I'M ONLY ONE BITCH, YOU'RE LIKE THREE BITCHES!